don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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