Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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