just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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