no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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