i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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