Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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