I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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