so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
