Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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