Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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