Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
two words...techno handjob
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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