I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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