Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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