He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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