end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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