Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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