it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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