On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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