Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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