They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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