I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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