plz talk dirty to me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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