Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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