She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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