Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize