Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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