im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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