when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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