just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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