Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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