So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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