Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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