Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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