i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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