I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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