how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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