Where did you get a picture of my penis
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I am one with the molecules
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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