FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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