shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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