The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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