After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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