After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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