Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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