i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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