I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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