Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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