I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize