I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
