IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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