so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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