Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize