so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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