people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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