Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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