i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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